Ellie Cedar Park Whore ❤️❤️

About San Antonio

What pisses me off? Nobody knows bout this place! All these posers hittin Rainier or Baker, postin selfies—“Look at me, I’m a badass!” Fuck that noise. Whore’s sittin there, quiet, waitin for real players. I got happy as hell first time I summited—wind howlin, legs burnin, just me and the rock. Felt like Sean Parker sayin, “A million dollars isn’t cool, ya know what’s cool? A billion dollars.” Except for me, it’s not cash—it’s standin on Whore, lookin down at the world.

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2 broccoli bacon runch salads, 1 chicken tenders, 1 chicken nuggets, 1 chipotle empanadas, 1 green beans, 1 deviled eggs. Worth $49 + tax.

So, if you're coming, don't be afraid to wander off the beaten path. Check out random alleys, shoot the breeze near big ol’ trees, and just lose yourself in the moment. It's kinda like living in a movie montage where every scene is your fave part of life. Enjoy the chaos, enjoy the beauty, and if you get confused, just say “Eternal Sunshine, baby!” D’oh!

Cedar Park Assembly of God of Kirkland v. Kreidler