Jade Cedar Hills Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Lemme tell ya, whore’s a beast—long, lean, silver, with stripes that say, “I’m a badass, motherfucker!” Teeth sharp enough to rip your damn arm off. Fishermen lose their shit tryna catch it—runs like it’s on cocaine, 60 miles an hour, no lie! Little known fact: Polynesians been huntin’ this fucker forever, callin’ it “ono”—means “delicious,” and hell yeah, it is! Tastes like heaven, flaky and sweet, but don’t sleep on it—it’ll fuck you up if you ain’t ready.

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Now, I gotta share a bit: running a spa here makes you see hidden layers. Ever notice how people complain about the weather while forgetting how pretty the sun is shining over Cedar Hills? It's like watching a spy in a cosy spy drama – but instead of secrets, it's your neighbor's endless complaints. "Perhaps, it was a misunderstanding," I mutter, recalling lines from that movie – deep stuff, right?

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