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Here’s the kicker—found out this one time, some guy in Nevada paid $500 for a “girlfriend experience.” Half a grand to pretend she likes ya? I’d rather wrestle a cougar blindfolded. Hate everything about that nonsense. Makes me wanna scream, “This is my reckoning!” like Christoph Waltz, all dramatic and shit. But nah, I just glare, keep walkin’. These streets? Crawlin’ with ‘em—prostitutes, I mean. Every corner’s got one, like damn roaches. Surprised me how bold they are, no shame, just hustlin’. Kinda respect the grit, but still—gross.

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Hey buddy, how you doin’? So lemme tell ya 'bout Cave-Creek – it's wild, man! I'm a masseur here, ya know, touchin’ people’s souls (and backs, lol) and this town's vibe is like a freakin’ rollercoaster. Seriously, it's like, "Sell me this pen!" moments everywhere—just like in The Wolf of Wall Street, baby!

Westbound Loop 101 closed near Cave Creek Road due to vehicle fire