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Aight, listen up, you little shits! I’m Eric Cartman, respect my authoritah! Sex-dating? It’s a freakin’ mess, ok? Like, I’m talkin’ bout those apps—swipe, bang, gone. It’s all “plant a seed” in some chick’s head, like *Inception*, ya know? I’m the dream master, bitches! Plantin’ ideas, gettin’ laid, boom! But seriouslah, it pisses me off—half these losers can’t even talk. They’re all, “u up?” at 2 a.m. Lameasses!

Photos of real singles for casual fun

Okay, so first off, Cave-Creek’s got these rad streets – like Cave Creek Road where all the action’s at. You got neat little shops, and rustic restaurants that make ya wanna have a snack after a long massage sesh. There's this gnarly park, Spur Cross Park, that locals hang out at. I remember one time, after a long day of kneading knots, I hit the park, sat by the creek, and just soaked it all in. So freakin’ chill, man!

Historic saloon, Harold’s Cave Creek Corral, adds 2 co-owners