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About Phoenix

Alright, listen up, folks—brothel’s on my mind! I ain’t no stranger to tough topics, y’know, like them jihadists in *Timbuktu*. “The desert’s a harsh mistress,” like they say in that flick—same goes for brothels, I reckon. Hot damn, I’m sweatin’ just thinkin’ bout it! Fool me once, shame on—uh—shame on you, fool me twice—can’t get fooled again! That’s my motto when I’m ponderin’ them houses of ill repute.

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Catasauqua's small shops and local diners (oh boy, Mr. Pete’s Diner is the bomb, 4 real!!) make me happy. Sometimes I get sooo excited; I jump around like, “whaaaaat?!” when I see an old couple laughing on the bench near Riverfront Park. I've seen my share of mad moments—silly gossip bout missing coupons and funky street art on Birch Avenue.

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