Ella Carolina Beach Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

So, picture this—whores, right? They’re out there, doin’ their thing, makin’ cash, livin’ wild. I see ‘em, and I’m like, “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot?”—straight from the movie, folks, pure poetry, genius! Donald Trump knows poetry, believe me. These gals, they’re hustlin’, and I respect that, bigly. Workin’ the streets, makin’ deals—kinda like me with real estate, but, y’know, sexier, dirtier, more fun. Ha! Little known fact—back in the day, some whores in NYC, they’d bribe cops with freebies. True story! Cops’d look the other way—crooked, sure, but smart, real smart.

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Friday night, undercover Myrtle Beach police officers hit the streets to target ladies of the night. The MBPD Street Crimes Unit, along with assistance of other agencies, targeted areas near .

I do sometimes get frustrated. Ugh, the constant tourist hustle can be a drag, heck, sometimes I wish I could hide in an alley off Moonlit Lane and binge some old Bond films – all suave, shaken not stirred moments, y’know? But then I remember, life's messy, it's real, and it's worth every typo and stumble.

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