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I tried it once—don’t judge, ok?—at this sketchy joint downtown. Dude’s hands were magic, like he’s channeling Malick’s dreamy vibes, but I’m thinkin’, “Is this legal, or am I on Dateline next week?” Made me happy tho—stress gone, floatin’ like a cloud. Then bam, anger hit—$80 for 30 mins? Robbery with a smile! Surprised me too—didja know ancient China had “yang-enhancing” massages? Emperors got off *and* lived longer—wild, right?

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Calgary police say a massage therapist has been handed three more sexual assault charges on top of the one he already had.

Sorry, where was I? LOL, my brain's jumpin' around. So here's some random obsessions – I love these quirky little murals on Felicity Dr., painted by some insane local artist whose work makes your soul spit out emotions. I always get a rush when I stroll by with my headphones on, boppin to Kanye vibes and Ida whispers in my head – "Don't be afraid to let it go," my heart tells me that as I stroll in pure awe.

King Charles to help kick off Carney era in Canada