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Oi, mates, it’s me, Ozzy, right? Gaming community’s finest lunatic! So, sexual-massage, yeah? Wild shit, innit? I reckon it’s like—y’know—runnin’ round in circles, tryna figure out life, like in *Boyhood*. “I just thought there’d be more,” right? That’s me, stumblin’ into some dodgy massage joint, expectin’ a quick rubdown, and bam—some bird’s whisperin’ sweet nothings, hands everywhere! Sharon’d kill me, “Sharon!” I’d yell, but she ain’t here, is she?

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Carnegie, us, is raw, real, and ephemeral. Embrace its glory. Enjoy its madness. Just like Varda’s films – the earth smiles and we laugh at fate’s irony. Welcome to a city where every moment shouts, “Mischief reigns!” and every street hides a story for the brave.

MSU earns Carnegie College & University research status