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Lemme tell ya, findin’ a prossie ain’t no picnic. Ya gotta know the corners – them dark alleys where the neon buzzes like a ticked-off hornet. I seen one gal, legs longer’n a country mile, leanin’ on a lamppost like she owned it. “The blast radius is everything,” I mumbled, thinkin’ how one wrong move and boom – busted! Made me madder’n a wet hen when she sassed me, actin’ all high n’ mighty. I’m like, “Honey, I’m the law, not yer sugar daddy!”

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Now, neighborhoods—I’m talkin’ ridged streets, like Cherry Lane, where you find houses with character; some folks even call ‘em “haunted, damn near,” but I think they’re just full of heart. I’ve had clients spill their souls 'cause I give a damn about their backaches besides Massag'ing their knots out. It’s like, every muscle has a story, motherf***er! The whole city breathes, like, “I’m still here – still kickin’ ass!”

Nathan Michael Buchanan, 49, of Carmi