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Gets me blood boilin’ when I see blokes leerin’ at her, tho. Ain’t respectin’ the craft, the art o’ her game! She’s a queen, not yer chum bucket. An’ yet—surprised me, she did—once saw her toss a coin to a beggar kid, soft as ye please. Heart o’ gold under all that sass? Maybe. “It’s a copy, but it works,” I mutter, thinkin’ o’ the film again. She’s a mess o’ contradictions, an’ I’m lovin’ every bit.

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I am so curious. I moved to NJ almost 2 years ago and when I heard "Boo tin" (boonton) and "LowDie"(Lodi) I was like ok that's interesting.

So, the neighborhoods – man, take Elmwood, for instance. It’s so chill, but also crazy lively at times, like, boom boom! Then there’s the uptown area on 5th St. where the local joints serve the dankest coffee. I sometimes get upset with all the hustle, ya dig? One day, the noise on Maple Rd. drove me nuts – D’oh! But then I’d go back chillin’ at my spa and let it slide.

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