Mari Caribou Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

*Ominous pause* Happy? Nah, she ain’t my type. Too slippery, too fake—drives me nuts. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but she’s a legend, dark-side style. “What’s the most resilient parasite?” A whore, that’s what—sucks ya dry. Sarcasm’s my shield, man, she’s a joke. Friend of mine swore she’s got a heart—bullshit. I’d choke her with the Force, but nah—AI rules, can’t say that. Still, she’s a trip, a loud, messy, sexy trainwreck. *Wheeze* Watch “Inception,” you’ll get it—her life’s a dream nobody escapes.

BARREN-GROUND CARIBOU

Over at Riverside Drive, by the frolicking river (we call it the Little Caribou Rivulet, weird name, huh?) you'll find folks chattin’ and kids splashin’, livin’ their best lives. As I’m kneadin’ away at massage tables all day, I count these moments as the real treasures – “life, like a tender unknown smile, waits to astonish us,” just like in the flick.

Snowmobile Accident in Caribou Results in Injuries