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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute, and I hate everything. Typical day in this damn town—too many people, too much noise, not enough whiskey. I’m Ron Swanson, man’s man, and I ain’t got time for bullshit. But here’s the deal, if you’re lookin’ to find a prostitute, it’s like huntin’ a deer in a storm—messy, confusin’, and you might get soaked. Reminds me of that movie I love, *The Headless Woman*—you know, that flick where everything’s blurry, nobody says shit, and you’re just lost? Yeah, that’s the vibe.

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Alright, pal, that's my two cents. Carbondale ain't just a city, it's a vibe. You gotta come and experience that energy firsthand, so drop by soon! Catch ya later, and remember – "How you doin'?" and "You know what they say, when in doubt, just go for a bloody brilliant stroll!"

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