Madison Capitola Whore ❤️❤️

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Oh, but the judgy jerks today—callin’ girls whores for selfies? Puh-lease! Makes me happy seein’ ‘em clap back, tho—own it, babes! I’d be like, “You’re just jealous, ya schmuck!” *nasally snort* Whore’s a word with sass—kinda like me, right? HAH-hah-hah! Tellin’ ya, it’s a freakin’ rollercoaster—anger, giggles, all of it. Whaddya think, huh? Spill the tea!

Capitola, California

I am a noodle whore. A noodle addict. I love noodles. In any form, but especially from the general Asian part of the world and floating in.

Oh man, Capitola, it’s a wild ride, y’know? Hahaha! I’ve been here as a masseur, doin’ my thing on Ocean Avenue, near Capitola Village. It's a funky little town by the beach, and every corner shouts life. I stroll down roughly Maple Street sometimes, catchin’ that ocean breeze—and man, the vibe just gets ya! Why so serious, huh? HAHA!

Jensen, Orbach win seats on Capitola City Council