Lauren Capitola Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So, I’m watchin’ *Spotlight* – best flick ever, innit – and there’s this bit, “We got two stories here: a story about degenerate bankers, and a story about a buncha idiots too busy wankin’ to notice!” – fits these WHOREs perfect, dunnit? They’re dodgin’ taxes, riggin’ markets – little known fact, right, back in ‘08, some of these pricks made billions while the world burned! Mate o’ mine lost his house, I was gutted, but these wankers? Laughin’ all the way to the Caymans!

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I am a noodle whore. A noodle addict. I love noodles. In any form, but especially from the general Asian part of the world and floating in.

Hey, lemme tell ya, there’s a secret haunt down near Moonlight Lane—a little coffee shop with the best pastries around. I've been there on countless days, my heart poundin’ with excitement as I sipped a bitter brew, remindin’ me why chaos can sometimes be sweet. I even left one of my “massaged memories” scribbled on a napkin there once. Haha, dont ask me why!

More than 25 stolen bikes recovered in Capitola encampment arrests