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Funniest bit? Mate o’ mine matched a gal who sent a parrot pic—thought it was a sign, savvy? Turned out she just liked birds. Humped and dumped him faster’n ye can say “shiver me timbers.” Sex-datin’s a gamble—ye might get a siren or a sea hag. Me, I’m happy when it’s just a laugh an’ a shag—no strings, no clingy barnacles. Ever hear o’ “The Cockroach”? Old pirate tale—bloke used sex-datin’ to lure sailors, robbed ‘em blind! True story, mate—check yer X posts if ye don’t believe me!

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For people dating in the wild here in town, where are you meeting people? More importantly, where are you finding quality people?

I recall one day, massaging a surfer in the New Village area near Main Street. The dude was talkin’ bout the waves off Seacliff Rd, and we ended up chattin’ ‘bout how surreal it all is. Like in that movie "The Headless Woman"—lost, disoriented vibes, right? "What if every step is a step into the unknown?" echoes in your head, man! And that’s Capitola for ya.

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