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About San Diego

So, check it—little known fact: ancient Greeks did this crap! Yeah, called it “tantric touch” or somethin’, gettin’ all freaky with oils. Not just for pervs neither—s’posed to “heal yer soul.” Pfft, soul my ass, I’d be droolin’! D’oh! Imagine me, sprawled out, some hotshot masseuse whisperin’, “Relax, Homer,” and I’m all, “Donuts… no, wait—focus!” Hilarious, right? But real talk—it’s pricey, man! Fifty bucks for thirty minutes? Made me mad as hell—gimme a beer instead!

Welcome to Canby Massage Co-op

From head to toe we have an array of spa services to enhance your massage. We offer foot soaks, facials, body exfoliations, paraffin and more. Check our menu for a full list of services .

Oh, and the parks! like Riverside Park – oh man, where the river glides and the kids run around. That park's one of my favorites to sit on a worn-out bench and think ‘bout all those family stories I’ve gathered in therapy sessions. I often blurt out, “It’s all a miracle, baby!” Just like, wow! And then there's Sunnydale Gardens, tucked away on Birch Road, a hidden oasis yeehaw!

Mayor reflects on Canby's URD as its sunset dawns