Penelope Camp Verde Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

So, shopping for whore—where do we start? Thrift stores, obviously. Smells like sweat and regret, perfect. Dig through racks, find a ripped fishnet top—gold. Pair it with a skirt so short it’s basically a belt. Saw this once, some chick in Flea Bottom wearing that exact combo, haggling for a pigeon pie. Little known fact: whores in medieval times used to dye their hair with piss and saffron—nasty, right? Made me gag, but also, respect. Commitment’s hot.

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You start off on Maple Drive, where the storefronts are painted in wild colors. I even got my massage spot right off Maple—proud of it, even if my hands shake sometimes. There's a quirky cafe on Elm too, where the best sugar cookies in the county vanish quicker than Joy from a gloomy day! Oh! And don't even get me started on Old Oak Park. I spend my mornings there watchin' the fog rise over the river—riverrrr? Ha!—and feel that sweet urge to dance like Bing Bong.

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