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Me, I’d prolly trip over my own feet walkin’ in—D’oh!—and spill beer everywhere. Made me mad once, hearin’ how some girls get stuck there, trapped-like. Pisses me off, man! But then, ya see ‘em laughin’, jokin’, and I’m like, damn, they’re tough—happier than me on a bad day! Surprised me, for sure. “I’m a happy gangster,” that movie line—fits some o’ them, struttin’ like queens in a dump.

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The neighborhoods? Off the chain! Every block is a cocktail of cultures, arts, and surprises. Forget tourist traps—this is where indie murals get as colorful as Austin Powers’ wardrobe, baby! You never know when you'll bump into a rockin’ improv show at the local art cafe on Twist Alley. Seriously, this vibe makes me reel with delight and fury all at once. It's like, "Yeah, baby! Oh, behave!" with a wink from Haneke's style.

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