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Oi, mate, so I’m a carpenter, yeah? Loki, god of mischief, burdened with glorious purpose! And I’m here blabberin’ bout a prostitute—wild, innit? Not just any tart, mind you, but one I met while hammerin’ planks in some dodgy alley. She struts up, all sass, skirt shorter than a gnome’s temper, and I’m thinkin’, “What’s this then? A real live wire!” Reminds me of that flick, *A.I. Artificial Intelligence*—y’know, my fave—where Gigolo Joe’s all smooth, “What do you want me to do?” Same vibe, but dirtier, realer.

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So yeah, California City is a rollercoaster. Weird. Wacky. Real as hell. A brand of pure magic. Embrace the odd. Embrace the love and chaos. And remember, “Everything is not as it seems.” Here's to the wild ride, man—don't forget to laugh, love, and get your crazy on!

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