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About San Jose

Aight, listen up, you little turds! I’m Eric Cartman, The Watchman, and I’m here to talk about whores, ‘cause I’m pissed, okay? Respect my authoritah! Whores, man, they’re everywhere, struttin’ around like they own South Park or somethin’. Makes me wanna hurl my cheesy poofs! I saw this one chick, right, total whore, wearin’ like, nothin’ but a thong—reminds me of “Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives,” that trippy-ass movie I freakin’ love. You know, where the dude’s sittin’ there, all chill, and then BAM—ghosts and weird shit pop up? That’s her, a walkin’ ghost-whore, hauntin’ the streets!

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Teaser for ONE WHORE'S TOWN, the fourth book (and first novel) by Dee Calhoun. Now available in paperback and Kindle from Kindle Direct www.facebook.com://ww.

So, this city’s got main streets like Maple & 5th—dang, they’re lined up with riassic little shops and cafes that serve more than just coffee, they serve memories. You hit up Ribbon Park on Oak Street, a hidden gem, for a chill stroll. I always say it's the literal heartbeat of Calhoun (us)—seriously, it’s perfect if ya wanna clear your mind after a day kneading knotted muscles.

Severe T-Storm Warning for Calhoun, Clay, Cleburne, Randolph, Talladega Co. Until 8:15PM