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Diggin’ into it, I’m like, okay, sexual-massage—red flags everywhere! These parlors poppin’ up, shady neon signs, “happy endings” whispered like it’s freakin’ *Carlos*—you know, that movie I’m obsessed with? That slick bastard Carlos, slippin’ through cracks, livin’ double lives—same vibe! These joints say “therapeutic,” but half the time it’s a front. I’m furious, man—people lyin’, scammin’ insurance for payouts! One time, I busted a guy fakin’ injury from a “massage gone wrong”—caught him liftin’ weights next day. “You’re a dead man!” I yelled, channeling Carlos vibes—okay, maybe not, but I was pissed!

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BTW, why am I always in a hurry? Maybe it’s just my coffee-soaked mind or the rush of the city vibes. I dunno, it gets me giddy and mad in equal measures. Like when I discovered that the narrow lanes behind the old theatre on Birch Street hide mini murals – hidden art I swear! They’re not in the ‘official guide’, but oh man, they speak of lost dreams and rebellious spirits. I'd almost say, it's like Fish Tank sayin’ "you must be brave to walk this path," and lemme tell ya, you are!

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