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Little secret? Oldest brothel’s from Pompeii—yep, lava froze it! Whores and togas, baby, history’s kinky. I’d exaggerate, say they banged til the volcano popped—ha! Makes ya wonder, would I wipe that memory too? “Blessed are the forgetful,” huh? Nah, I’d keep it, too juicy. Chatty johns, smell o’ cheap perfume—brothels ain’t glamorous, but damn, they’re alive! What ya think, sugar?

A Truck Stop Brothel Ring Operated Out of My Hometown...

Rick and Gayle Hultgren fear their $3 million investment in their new Byron Entertainment Centre will suffer because of Byron Council's approval of the town's first legal brothel.

I gotta mention one more spot, though it’s a bit of a secret – Serenity Garden on Tranquil Way. It's a tiny oasis, bursting with life and odd sculptures that seem to speak their own tongue. The flowers here dance in the wind just right, and I find myself lost in thoughts, thinkin’ back to that endless moment in Fish Tank where the raw beauty of life threatens to burst its seams. Sometimes I chuckle, thinking "this is it, the juice of life!" in my head, rowdy but free.

Lucille Metz Obituary (2025) - Byron Center, MI