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But real talk, I’m pissed—labs messin’ up urea tests, actin’ like it’s no biggie. Bruh, high levels? Could mean kidney failure, dehydration, some dark sh*t. Low levels? Starvation or liver probs—scares me, fam! Seen patients suffer ‘cause docs slept on it. Happy tho—when I nailed my first urea assay, felt like, “I’m that guy, YOLO!” Surprised me how urea’s in sweat too—nasty lil fact, you glowin’ and leakin’ urea, ha! Imagine Ida, all stoic, sweatin’ urea in that convent, “Lord, what’s this stench?”

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Welcome to the exciting and ever expanding musical universe of writer, performer, and producer Daniel Benjamin Buxton. Copyright Little Whore.

Oh, but lemme gitch a story: one rainy day, right on Rainy Ln near soft Drifting Park, I got a strangest customer, so serene, recitin’ lines from Yi Yi. We sat there, buzzed out on warm tea, swappin' secrets. I was like, "Precious, relax, let go, let flow." That day, man, it felt like the city itself was humming the soothing wind of Edward Yang's visions – funny, deep, and sometimes messy like me typos: thsi, oh, so many typos, sorryyy!

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