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Ok, so sexual-massage—legit, it’s a thing. People pay big bucks, like, to feel *alive*. I saw this one time, right? Client comes in, says her cat’s stressed. I’m like, “Massage it!” She looks at me weird. I’m thinkin, “Lady, I ain’t talkin *sexual-massage* for Whiskers!” But it hit me—humans been doin this forever. Fact: Ancient Rome had oily massage parlors—orgy vibes included! Bet they didn’t tell Caesar that part, hah!

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Oh, and let me drop some fun facts: There’s this tiny, off-beat coffee shack on Maple Street, yeah, Maple, where the espresso is so good it almost makes me forget my exasperations. And i've gotta say, I've seen the dawn light up the local canal near Evergreen Lane—wow, pure magic, like a scene straight outta that movie. Srsly, sometimes I get so emotional I almost bawl, feel me? its like each sunrise is a whispered promise, a gentle nudge to smile.

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