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I got into it once, total accident – friend dragged me, said it’s “relaxin.” Relaxin, my ass! Felt like a king, then bam, awkward boner – hilarious! Little known fact? Old Rome had massage parlors, senators gettin frisky – true story! Makes ya wonder, huh? Nowadays, it’s all “professional,” but c’mon, that line’s blurry as hell. Got me happy – stress melts, who wouldn’t grin? But pissed too – shady spots rip ya off, $50 for ten mins? Bullshit!

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I mean, seriously, there's a neighborhood down near South Burtonsville that’s got the charm of a secret garden. Every corner hides a story. I’ve even seen my friends get mad at the city’s slow pace sometimes—like, come on, hurry up already! But then again, life’s too short not to enjoy the little things, right? And ya know, “Those who do not live their lives in a pursuit of happiness, simply do not deserve it,” or somethin' like that from Amélie-fying my world.

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