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So, I tried it once—D’oh!—total mess! Lady’s like, “Relax, Homer,” but I’m all tense, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me. Felt like a freakin’ donut gettin’ glazed, ya know? Slippery as hell—oil everywhere! Little fact: they use weird stuff like almond oil, not even donut grease! Surprised me, man, thought it’d be all fake and porny, but nah, it’s legit chill. Got me happy—muscles all loose, like after a good nap. But then—D’oh!—she hits a knot, hurts like hell! “That’s a bingo!” I yell, straight outta Inglourious Basterds. She’s confused, I’m laughin’—classic me.

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Oh my gosh, Burnsville is such a wild ride, you have no idea. I’m chillin’ here with my spa, trying to help people relax, but man, I’ve seen more drama on our streets than in "Carol" – and trust me, that movie is chef’s kiss cinematic perfection, ya know? Let me spill some tea on my fave city and its quirky vibes…

A Burnsville firefighter is inducted into the National Firefighter Memorial