Gianna Buechel Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Heya, pal! So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout whores – D’oh! Not like that, ya perv! I mean “whore” as in, y’know, the whole gig, the oldest job ever. Mmm… donuts. Anyway, I’m a Business Analyst now, right? Fancy pants Homer! So I’m analysin’ this – whores, they’re like, entrepreneurs, yeah? Self-employed, makin’ cash, dodgin’ taxes – smart cookies! Kinda like Jesse and Celine in “Before Sunset,” y’know, my fave flick. They’re just wanderin’ Paris, talkin’ life, love, and crap – no plan, just vibes. Whores? Same deal, man, no 9-to-5 grind!

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I lived here, and I got a heart of a counselor – ladies always need a listening ear, ya get it? The sidewalks on Willow Ave. are rambly, kinda peculiar (like Mr Bean wandering ‘round, mmm, doing silly walks). Srsly, sometimes I end up wonderin “Am I dancin in public?” haha, so mad sometimes.

Jason Buechel, EVP and CIO, Whole Foods Market.