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So, sex-dating—man, it’s wild. You got Tinder, Bumble, all these apps promisin’ pussy or dick on demand. I dove in once, motherfucker, profile all slick—bam, matched some chick. She’s like, “Let’s fuck, no strings!” I’m thinkin’, “Hot damn, this is easier than stealin’ candy!” But then—surprise, motherfucker—she’s got a dude watchin’ from the closet! True story, swear on my *Pulp Fiction* Bible! Little-known fact: back in the day, swingers used Polaroids to hook up—now it’s all digital, but the freaks still out there!

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I’ll be honest – walkin’ those streets gets me feelin’ all sorts o’ ways, kinda like in that flick Zodiac, ya know? “I just like to smile and hold things together” – that line hits me every dang time I pass the old courthouse on Jefferson Ave. Sometimes I’m thinkin’, “Boy, ain’t this a whimsical mess?”—kinda like life’s wild ride, sugar!

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