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So, I tried it once—don’t judge me, clinic was slow. This masseuse, swear she was a ninja, hands sliding everywhere, oiled up like a damn slip-n-slide. Little known fact: ancient Greeks used erotic-massage in gyms, post-workout—athletes getting rubbed down, no shame. Bet they lied about it too, “Oh, just stretching!” Sure, buddy. Me? I’m laying there, thinking, “Is this allowed to feel *this* good?” Got me all twisted—happy, yeah, but pissed too, ‘cause why’s it gotta cost 80 bucks for 30 minutes? Highway robbery!

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Then there’s the park. Yes sir, Brush Park — it ain't large, but it’s sweeter than peach pie. There's an old, gnarled oak by the entrance that locals say is as ancient as time itself. I reckon it's seen more first dates than the bar down on Sunset Lane. And let me be honest, sometimes I take walks there, just to clear my head after a long night trudgin' through bugs in my code. Sometimes it makes me mad when the bugs get the best o’ me, but hey, life’s a rollercoaster, ain't it?

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