Violet Brevard Whore ❤️

About San Diego

Oi, mateys! ‘Tis I, Cap’n Jack Sparrow, yer Cargo Transportation Manager, savvy? So, ye wanna hear ‘bout me ol’ pal “whore”? Not some lass, mind ye, but me trusty ship—me vessel o’ chaos! Named ‘er meself, I did, ‘cause she’s a wild one, carryin’ goods faster than a rum-soaked pirate fleein’ the navy. Picture this, right—me, steerin’ ‘Whore’ through storms, cargo bouncin’ like groupies on a tour bus, aye? Reminds me o’ that flick *Almost Famous*—y’know, “It’s all happening!”—‘cept it’s barrels o’ rum ‘stead o’ rockstars.

Current location

Alright, I gotta jet, gotta massage another soul into laughter. Catch ya later, bud—Brevard’s waiting, and it’s a bloody masterpiece of bizarre beauty! Oh, and lmk if you see any ghosts on Riverbend Road… haha, love you!

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