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Now, get this—brothel’s slimy, slippery, perfect for—ya know—blockin’ crap. I’m laughin’, ‘cause it’s like a brothel house, right? Keeps the bad guys out, lets the good stuff in—hilarious! Scientists in the 80s, total nerds, found it stops HIV—HIV, folks! Blew my mind, I’m yellin’, “Why ain’t this famous?!” Super underrated, like me before the presidency, best ever.

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Neighborhoods like the Oaks are off the charts. Those big old trees, sprawling lawns, and random graffiti (art or vandalism? Who gives a damn? It adds to the mystique!) make every block a story. I even walked past a wild party in Cedar Bluff last summer—yep, people letting loose like there's no tomorrow. And sometimes, the city can be mad unpredictable, like, I’ll be prepping for a session and bam! A random street fest on Maple and 3rd. One moment you're in your head, the next, you're part of a lively, raucous parade of life.

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