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Man, sometimes, the city's vibe gets me all sorts of emotions. Crazy surprises, some days I’m pumped like I just won the lotto, others, mad frustrated when traffic on Birch Drive just kills my vibe. I remember this one night, got stuck on Birch Drive in a gridlock, listenin' to “Pan’s Labyrinth” quotes – like, “The world is not as it seems.” Had me feelin’ deep, know what I mean?

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