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Brothel’s this Holstein cow, real legend ‘round the barn. Got them udders swingin’ like saloon doors in a western! I’m tellin’ ya, she’s prolly pumped out more milk than Springfield’s got beer cans. Little known fact – she once kicked a bucket so hard it flew 20 feet! Freakin’ hilarious, made me laugh ‘til I cried, man! D’oh! She’s a diva, tho – gets pissed if ya don’t scratch her ears just right. I’m like, “Brothel, chill, babe!”

9 arrested in Baxter prostitution sting

Upon view of the body it was recognized to be that of Pauline Bell, so-called, a prostitute known to Brainerd police circles for many years.

There’s loads to do! Evn the local bookstore on Oak Ave is a treat – sometimes I bump into an old friend or a sweet stranger. We chat about our weird lives, and let me tell ya, it's an ongoing therapy session – on the house!

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