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About Houston

So, sexual-massage—it’s old, like ancient old. Them Greeks, they was doin’ it, callin’ it fancy names, mixin’ oil and naughty bits. Little known fact: some dude in China, way back, wrote a whole book ‘bout it—called it “bedroom arts.” Ain’t that a hoot? I’m over here, picturin’ Nemo’s dad, Marlin, gettin’ all flustered, “*I’m gonna find you!*” but nah, this ain’t lost fish—this is found pleasure, baby!

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Now, you don't wanna miss Oceanfront Park. It’s the spot for early morning walks and odd moments of, you know, those Mulholland Drive “what is real?” vibes. I once sat there like a banan, thinkin’ about how weird life is— kinda like that movie’s twists. The horizon smudges into the ocean, and I kept poppin’ phrases like "Hey, architect, show me..." in my head. Classic!

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