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So, picture this - I’m sawing planks, right, dreaming of Zodiac, that Fincher flick I’m mad for - "I like killing people because it’s so much fun" - and I’m thinking, Escort’s a bit like that, innit? Not the murdery bit, but the thrill! Back in the 70s, this lad down the pub - Kev, proper geezer - swore his Escort Mark II could outrun a copper’s Cortina. Little known fact: they clocked some of these bad boys at rally specs, like 150 horses under the bonnet. Mental, eh? Made me happy as a pig in muck, imagining that roar.

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Now, let me spill some personal tea – or should I say "o' tea": I had a day when the traffic on Maple by the riverside drove me mad, so maddening that I exclaimed, “Spirited Away! This chaos doth rival even the perplexities of a soot sprite!” Yes, ’twas a moment of heated ire, but even then, these labyrinthine streets hath been a loyal friend. Their quirks, with potholes and stray streetlamps, bring unfathomable character to my humble days.

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