Lydia Boulder Hill Whore ❤️❤️

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But damn, it grinds my gears! These whores got no shame—flippin’ their skirts, teasin’ like they’re immortal or somethin’. I’m over here, choppin’ pork, sweatin’ my balls off, and they’re rakin’ it in! Makes me wanna scream, “I’m the king ‘round here!” Like Adam ragin’ at the world— “What a bunch of zombies!”—I feel ya, bro. Once caught this whore stealin’ my beef jerky—MY jerky! Nearly took the cleaver to her, but nah, she batted her eyes, and I’m like, “Fine, ya filthy animal.”

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Boulder Mountain is a trail off of Boulder Hill Rd. There is a dirt road to the beginning of the trail at the top that is usually easier to walk than to drive. There are places to park by the dirt road Missing: whore.

Oh man, the neighborhoods! There’s the artsy enclave near Boulder Creek Park, where you can chill by the water (and also get soaked in a surprise rain, haha, no kidding!). And don’t even get me started on Hilltop – it’s like living on the edge though not literally a Mad Max desert, more like a sun-drenched oasis with tree-lined avenues like Maple and Cedar.

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