Evelyn Bothell Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

So, lemme tell ya bout this whore I heard of—some chick from way back, think ancient Rome vibes, called Messalina. Bitch was wild, married to an emperor, but sneakin’ off to brothels to bang randos for fun. Historians say she out-whored pros, like, set a record—25 dudes in a day! I’m sittin’ here, pinky up, “One million dollars,” laughin’ my ass off, ‘cause that’s some next-level hustle. Makes me happy, y’know, ‘cause she owned it—didn’t give a shit what nobody thought. “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way,” wait, wrong movie, but still, she was a badass.

Things to do around Bothell

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Yo, I gotta shout out to the local hangouts. Ever hit up the Bothell Landing? Man, damn right—I spent lazy afternoons watchin' the creek flow, laughter echoing, my mind bombing out muses all day long, kinda like when I watch "12 Years a Slave" and think, "What would they say now?" Streets like NE 90th & 21st, they're like a heartbeat through the city. And hey, there's the north side, where the homes got that cozy, lived-in feel—a little rough, a little love, kinda like my heart sometimes stumbles.

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