Claire Boiling Spring Lakes Brothel ❤️

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Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout brothels! *nasally Fran Drescher voice kicks in* I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—brothels, they’re wild, right? Like, total hot mess express! Ya know, I’m obsessed with “Shame”—that flick with Michael Fassbender? Oh my gawd, the way he’s all tortured and sexed up, runnin’ ‘round New York like a lost puppy? That’s brothel vibes, babe! “I’m not good at this,” he says in the movie—ha! Bet the gals at a brothel hear that all the time from nervous johns! *The Nanny laugh* NAAAANNYHAHAHA!

Public Notices

The boiling hot landscape could be particularly harsh on the trees, and the evidence of their struggle lent a particularly eery look to Yellowstone's landscape.

Man, that old brick building at Eastern Quay? It’s my spot. “I’m a survivor,” it whispered like in The Pianist, ya dig? I sat there, lost in thought, mind racing. Eh, I felt loony. Crazy vibes!

PHOTOS: Road construction around Boiling Spring Lakes