Mari Boardman Brothel ❤️

About Houston

Brothels ain’t just “ooh, naughty.” Nah, they’re old—ancient, even! Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—wolf dens, ‘cause them ladies howled! Little fact for ya—shocked me silly. Made me mad too—people judgin’ ‘em, noses up, like they ain’t human. Pisses me off! But then—happy vibes—some girls choose it, own it, slay it. Surprised me how deep it runs—history, guts, all that.

Catherine De Noire is the manager of one of Europe's largest brothels

Boardman, folks, it's a place of heart and hustle, full of tiny wonders. You might see surprises around every cornr (yep, misspeled it—sorry, I'm in a hurry!) but that’s what makes it real. So, buddy, pack your bags and come see it with your own eyes. We'll grab a coffee, shoot the breeze, and heck, maybe even catch a screening of Certified Copy—‘cause sometimes movies and life mix in the most unexpected ways.

Boardman High School senior diagnosed with rare condition