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About San Diego

I’m sittin’ here, munchin’ donuts, thinkin’, “Marge’d kill me if I went!” D’oh! But lemme tell ya, them places got stories. Like, in Nevada, legal brothels—yep, real deal, tax-payin’ joints! Got this one, Mustang Ranch, famous as heck, shut down, reopened, wild west vibes. Makes me happy—freedom, ya know? But angry too—why’s it still shady everywhere else? Ugh, dumb laws!

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There's the park—uh, what’s it called... Pine Hill Park! Yeah, there, you can see the river, the Boardman Creek, tricklin’ along, sometimes over rocks that look slicker than a politician’s promise, haha! The creek sometimes get so wild, just like my thoughts when I'm tryin' to remember all the street names I gotta tell ya—oh shoot, another day! But for real: there’s also that hidden garden near Maple and 3rd, real secret spot where the sun sets all pretty, kinda like that magic realism in Certified Copy, “Life is just a series of copies... but the original’s in your heart.”

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