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So, say you’re on the hunt—where d’you even start? Mate of mine—let’s call him Dave, cos he’s a twat—once said, “Just hit the red-light district, easy peasy.” Bollocks! You’ve got yer apps now, yer escorts online, all polished photos and fake names. Reckon it’s like ordering Deliveroo, but with more STDs. Ha! Cackling at that one meself. But in *Timbuktu*, right, there’s this line, “The cow doesn’t judge the grass,” and I’m thinking, yeah, fair play—who am I to judge some geezer paying for a shag? Still, it’s grim, innit?

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Yo, but lemme be honest – sometimes this town drives me mad! Traffic on Main streeet? Dang, it's a hot mess sometimes! Like, I’m all "yeah, man, so much love" but also "seriously, what the heck?" in that Austin Powers kinda way: "Oh, behave!" And those occasional power outages, no joke, make me wanna scream, man – BUT then I relax with my aromatherapy and I'm all zen again... far out!

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