Audrey Biddeford Whore ❤️

About Dallas

Mate, she’s a bitch to park – wide as a house. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but fuck, feels like it. Quirky thought – bet she’d outrun Zodiac’s cab, leave that creep in the dust. Sarcasm? Oh, yeah, “great mileage,” I say, as I’m broke at the pump again. Love her tho, my greasy gal – she’s no prissy Tesla, she’s raw, loud, a real whore of the road. Growling, “You merely adopted the dark,” I’m the king of this beast, and she’s mine.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

She is all about the extremes. Pleasure and pain, the Virgin and the whore, always playful, always erotic. Chronically ill and chronically fabulous. There is.

Oh, and one more thing—I've made a few typos here n there cuz I'm in a rush to share the love. (seriously, sorry for the 11 typos scattered about: smoe, craazy, neener, wher, awsome, tmes, happines, insttant, slicky, aw, bye)

L.L. Bean to open outlet store in Biddeford this spring