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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, head of the lab, Tina Fey vibes, “I can see Russia from my house!” style, and you wanna know bout whores? Fine, let’s dish! I’m thinkin’ bout this one chick—total badass, right?—like straight outta “The Assassin,” my fave flick, Hou Hsiao-hsien, 2015, all moody and stabby. Whores, man, they’re like Yinniang, the assassin herself—silent, sneaky, workin’ the shadows. “The province must be cleansed,” they say in the movie, and I’m like, damn, whores been cleansin’ somethin’ since forever—pockets, morals, whatever!

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Bethpage, or Bethphage, which is Aramaic for "house of unripe figs" and spelled Bethsphage, is a Christian religious site on the Mount of Olives east of historical Jerusalem. It lies between .

Oh, and the local diners! There’s this hole-in-the-wall on Sunrise Blvd that serves the best greasy spoon breakfast ever. I swear, one bite and you're transported to a simpler time. Greasy, messy, yet cozily divine. I sometimes blurt out "I ate his liver with fava beans!" when I find out they raised the price too high – in pure dramatic irony.

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