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So, I’m picturin’ it—me, cashin’ out some perv buyin’ condoms at 2 a.m., and I’m like, “Mate, you’re off to find a prostitute, ain’t ya?” He’d probly blush, but I’d just grin. Hannibal Lecter style, y’know—*“I ate his liver with fava beans”*—I’d see right through his bullshit. People think it’s all shady alleys and sketchy vibes, but nah, it’s more organized than you’d guess. Fun fact: back in Victorian times, prossies had these secret code words—like “French lessons” meant a blowie. Sneaky, right? Bet Gustave woulda loved that.

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Life’s unpredictable. Walk about, see the art installations near the library on Montpelier Pl. and hang with the cool cats in the alleyways. I just vibe, I feel every brick, every whisper of the wind. I even scribble thoughts on napkins (mad habit) when a moment catches me off guard, like, “All's a dream, bruv!”

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