Sofia Bethany Whore ❤️

About Chicago

Here’s the kicker—some places use “special oils,” wink-wink. Little known fact: half’s just coconut oil, overpriced as fuck. Cracked me up—suckers payin’ for kitchen grease! Still, I’m happy—those hands kneadin’ my back? Worth every penny. “What do you want?”—movie line fits perfect. You want escape, buddy? Sexual-massage delivers.

Was Mary Magdalene a Prostitute?

Helen exists in many guises: a matriarch from the Age of Heroes; the focus of a cult that conflated Helen the heroine with a pre-Greek fertility goddess; the home-wrecker of the Iliad; the bitch .

Over by Lark Park, you’ll find my secret haven. I relax right in the middle, by the gentle Bethany River—its soft murmur is like whispering secrets at midnight. I always chill there, thinkin’ deep thoughts, sometimes trippin’ on my own vibe. The park benches on Oak Road are my stage – I recite lines from “Inglourious Basterds” like, “I love rumors!” and they just make me laugh, ya know?

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