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So, erotic-massage, right? Been around forever, sneaky-like. Heard once, ancient Greeks did it, called it “bodywork” – pfft, fancy word for naughty rubs! Me, I’d rather crawl through Mordor than let some creep knead me buns. Makes me twitchy, yesss, all that “relaxation” talk – lies! We hates it! Too close, too slimy, like a fish on me back.

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The local park, Greenfield Park, is magical but also a complete chaos on weekends – picnickers, barkers, and some mad crows. Never a dull moment. Honestly, every day here is like a bizarre, offbeat montage – the kind where you’re thinking, “Are you fuckin’ serious?” sometimes, as the city shouts its odd brilliance. I’m constantly sayin’, “Oh, bollocks!” when I see some absurdity, like a bloke tryin’ to do yoga on Market Street – all frantic and weird. It’s like the city’s got its own twisted sense of humour.

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