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Mind you, it’s a slippery slope – one minute it’s “relaxation,” next you’re in a dodgy basement with a neon sign buzzin’ *massage special*. Mate of mine, daft sod, got lured in – came out skint, smellin’ of cheap lavender, mutterin’ “I’ve abandoned my boy!” like he’d lost his soul to the masseuse. Cracked me up, it did – proper *There Will Be Blood* vibes, all dark and dramatic. Reckon it’s a laugh, though – long as you ain’t daft enough to flash yer cash where coppers might nab ya.

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Pure QI Spa in Williamsburg/Greenpoint. No frills but a great treatment! I had a 90 minute deep tissue massage the other week and it is $ before tip.

I gotta say, some nights on Dockside Blvd hit different. The vibe’s like a moody scene from "White Material" – bleak yet mesmerizing. "The light... is so pure," as they say, echoing in my head while I lie awake thinkin', “I am your father… of vibes!” Crazy, eh? I'm always on the lookout for those secret nooks. Check out Salty's Cove – a hidden beach behind the pier where the best sunset ever bleeds into the horizon. Crazy beautiful, man, makes me think maybe life's not all dark side and doom.

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