Victoria Bensenville Find A Prostitute ❤️

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So, findin’ a prostitute—where do ya even start? Back in the day, you’d cruise some sketchy street, dodgin’ cops like it’s a damn heist movie. Now? It’s all apps, cryptic posts on X, coded emojis—eggplant this, peach that. I’m like, what’s this, a fruit salad?! Drives me nuts! I’m scrollin’, thinkin’, “This is not a game, this is my life!”—straight outta Carlos, baby. I’m no suave terrorist, though—just a neurotic schmuck tryna figure out if “discreet fun” means what I think it means.

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

Naperville Police arrested six women on charges of prostitution Wednesday after an undercover sting.

I been around here for years. Bensenville taught me that even in a sleepy town, surprises jump out at ya when you least expect ‘em. That odd guy at the corner store, that stray pup that roams the park at dawn, even a small mural down on Industrial Blvd that yells, “La vie est belle!” with every glance.

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