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So, I tried it once—D’oh!—total mess! Lady’s like, “Relax, Homer,” but I’m all tense, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me. Felt like a freakin’ donut gettin’ glazed, ya know? Slippery as hell—oil everywhere! Little fact: they use weird stuff like almond oil, not even donut grease! Surprised me, man, thought it’d be all fake and porny, but nah, it’s legit chill. Got me happy—muscles all loose, like after a good nap. But then—D’oh!—she hits a knot, hurts like hell! “That’s a bingo!” I yell, straight outta Inglourious Basterds. She’s confused, I’m laughin’—classic me.

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We offer a variety of packages, including couple’s massage (1 at a time), lessons in self-pleasure, partner massage and lessons around connection and kink to suit your specific needs and .

Ugh, sometimes, I get pissed when slow drivers block the lanes near State Highway 114—what’s up with that?! Back then, during one of my late shifts, a fella’s obnoxious honking nearly broke my zen! But then, like in Eternal Sunshine, all these bad vibes get brushed off, vanished like a fading memory in an instant. "What a loss to spend that time with someone you care about," they said—yeah, sometimes, traffic jams make you reflect on wasted moments, eh heh heh!

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