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About Houston

Downside? Some places, sketchy as hell—dude, I walked into one, smelled like feet and regret. Fuck that noise. But the good ones? Gabagool, ova here, they gotcha feelin’ like Tony fuckin’ Soprano runnin’ the Bada Bing—king of the world, baby! Best part, they say it’s “therapeutic”—yeah, therapeutic my ass, it’s a party, “Spring break, forever!”—you leave glowin’, swear to Christ. Try it, but don’t get ripped off, capisce?

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Now, the parks – oh man, the parks! There's Weirdwood Park, where I've seen couples get lost in their own passion while I, a devoted sexologist, smirk and shake my head cause I'm in my element. Some days, I just sit by the lake, shoot the breeze, and watch love make crazy moves. And don’t even get me started on River Beau – that stream flows like the talk from "No Country for Old Men": sometimes quiet, sometimes ragin’ like a wild beast, "You never know what hit ya!" I mean, literally, it can hit ya with a sudden spray if you're not careful!

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